Hey, humans!
I need to ro8 one of your movie theaters around 1997.
It will go veeeeeeeery well for you if you help me out!
There are many 8enefits to having me as a friend.
In fact, I would say there are all the 8enefits!
So? Who's first in line to receive all these 8oons and perks????????

All twelve young trolls stand on a platform facing a huge, black monstrosity. With a lot of tentacles.

Wait. Twelve? Actually there are hundreds of them. Hundreds of Aradias are gathered in the black, starry sky ( Read more... )

I'm suuuuuuuure you all saw River posting a8out pir8s ( Read more... )

[River looks better than she did last time! She looks relaxed, even if she's not smiling.]

Vriska and I are going to play pirates. But there are arrangements to be made. I made a list. [She smiles, now, and holds up said list.] See? Very orderly ( Read more... )

[ It's a normal daydream for Vriska-- she's the most badass of the pirates, her enemies are throwing themselves at her feet after she defeats them in single combat, she's swimming in piles of loot, etc. etc. all going as expected ( Read more... )

[First, the scene opens on Eridan, Gamzee and Vriska going to one spot for what seems to be a showdown of some sorts.

But it doesn't get far. Gamzee and Vriska look confused briefly as Kanaya suddenly runs into the video, glowing like a light bulb. She then slams her foot in-between Gamzee's legs and sends him flying over the edge of the cliff in ( Read more... )

So appaaaaaaaarently, according to Captain Jack Sparrow, you humans have a whole mythos around our troll sym8ols ( Read more... )

[Vriska and John are sitting on a comfy-looking armchair together watching some kind of movie. The only problem seems to be that the armchair is only big enough for... one person. And they are sitting on it anyway. Yes, ladies and gentlemen and trolls, Vriska is sitting on John's lap. They're sort of wrapped around each other and sprawled out all ( Read more... )

Let's say, for example, one of your closest friends went down a path of moral disintegration that you couldn't stop and now another friend is doing the exactly same thing. Not the same deeds, exactly, put going down that same metaphorical path.

What would you do?

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